Ralf... what kinda name is that... just name your kid puke and be done with it.

Dick...what kinda name is that... just name your kid... well nevermind.

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Currently Listening "Creedence Clearwater Revival - Chronicle, Vol. 1: The 20 Greatest Hits" By Creedence Clearwater Revival see related

I was at Marshal Fields the other day and came across some heavily discounted dress shirts.  I think in terms of style, I feel pretty safe at Fields.  Sometimes buying clothes is tricky when there's loud music playing, it really throws your judgement.  You look at stuff like, "hey, if there was a cool party and I was a cool guy, this might be a cool shirt".  Then you get home, there's no music, there's no party, and you're not a cool guy.  Just the same chump, 45 bucks lighter.

  Ok so why do computers just blatantly lie to you... example... anytime you are loading or installing an application there is this little count down timer that gives you the time remain.  So you would think that this is the time remaining but no.  More like 3 mins, 2 mins,  6 mins.   what 6 mins what happened to 1 min!!

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Ya, so what is the deal with Ovaltine anyway... something to ponder   So this weekend was the one two punch, knock out in the first round killer weekend.  I was kicking it, over, under and round the Michigan sand dunes with my main squeezed ashley and caleb, aka creet,  if you want to know why, ask him, or use the force   Ice cream, chocolate and boat rides are some of the other exciting things this weekend had for us.  So a lessen for the kids, if for some reason you have a little change purse from Bangkok, there is absolutely, positively with out any doubt going to be NO Warranty.  Its a out of country purchase.

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MMMM.....Toasty     well maybe not exactly Quiznos but a peanut butter and jelly had to do for this wed. night.  Throw in a banana and a skinny cow (mint flavored mind you) ice cream sandwich and you have one killer meal.  So my quest is over, I got a bonsai tree today.  Its like a little 6 inch forest on your end table.  All I need now is a few plastic gnomes that can sit around it and Flood Forest will be complete.  So Ashley is in Canada and out of town until Friday so I get another two nights to just stare at the walls and watch my bonsai tree grow, so I can then trim it down with some tinnywinny scissors.  I love mini stuff, maybe that's why I got into watchmaking, you inhale too hard and you would loose half your parts.  Speaking of, I also love those mini soaps at hotels.  I pretend that the soap is normal size and my muscles are HUGE!!  I was thinking of getting one of those shower radios but do I really want music in the shower?  I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.  We where talking today about crazy names and Tammy said she knows this guy named Mike Clear, ok so what, but his girlfriend is named Crystal.  I think at that point you just need to break up, frankly I don't care how nice this guy is if your name is just going to provoke giggling constantly.

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All right people get ready for some GT's (good times), as my friend Caleb would say.  Just kidding... more like get ready for some ZZZ's.  Ya so anyway why to we think the letter Z has anything to do with sleep anyway... its not like we sound like bees when we sleep?  So I was stiff armed into signing up for this, which turned out to be pretty fun, by this drop dead gorgeous women (thats for ashley if she reads this).  Xanga... Xange... really what is this name anyway,  at first you think it's a new diet Pepsi  or that silly game of wooden blocks that looks like a tower about to make a mess all over the floor.  So I thought I would try to give some deep and meaningful thoughts or some creative insights, but I imagine it will be closer to stupid observations.   So whats the deal with lamp shades... if its a lamp why do you need a shade?  

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